don't you want to meet wives that cheat?
all the guys think it's so neat!
i do not want your cheating wives.
all your emails give me hives.
do you want this one at your house?
she'll sneak in quiet like mouse!
i do not want her at my house.
i think you are a shameless louse.
do you you want this one at the beach?
she's ripe just like a georgia peach!
i do not want her at the beach.
i think you are an evil leech.
do you want this one at her place?
she'll let you [censored]!
i do not want her at her place.
i think you are a great disgrace.
do you want to meet in a motel?
i swear that i will never tell!
i do not want to go to a motel.
but i sure wish you'd just go to hell!
ps: no rolexes, life insurance policies, or erectile dysfunction aids either, thanks.
5 jan 2005
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